COLIN QUINN AT 9:04! I am a child of the 80's and Colin Quinn on Remote Control was the absolute best.  He's moved on to weightier topic: The Constitution.  He's got a one man show at the PACE Center in Parker Saturday night.  

 EXPECT THE GREEN RUSH TO BEGIN IN 3...2...1... For all the jokes Colorado has had to endure for being the first state to legalize recreational weed, we are now laughing all the way to the bank.  Sales are obviously smoking and the Governor is already adding up the ways to spend the tax revenue as fast as it comes in.  By the way, does anyone want to bet how many years it will take before that money is quietly diverted away from youth prevention programs and into the General Fund?  Expect MANY other states to be slapping together legalization bills quick, fast and in a hurry.  

MARTYR OR FAILURE? This is a great column breaking asking a simple question about Dr. Cindy Stevenson, the now former Superintendent of Jeffco Schools.  Is she a martyr or simply a failed CEO?  Read it.  

WELL THEY ARE FULL OF... Do you love your old school toilet?  Well the Democrats want to get all up in your sh...stuff about what kind of crapper you have.  Seriously.  This is where we are now.  

SON, ME AND YOUR MOM ARE SPLITTING UP.  BUT IT'S GREAT NEWS FOR THE ECONOMY!  I consider myself a glass half full type and am always looking for the bright side, but this article is just depressing.  It asserts that because people are getting divorced again, it's actually a good thing for the economy.  If we are now reduced to counting on the breakup of families to get things going again we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.   

WOMEN, LET'S SHAKE UP THIS PARTICULAR ECONOMY This is a very interesting video about the economics of sex.  Don't act like you didn't know there were economics of sex.  I want to talk about how to elevate the going price.  By the way, this has created a huge kerfuffle in the feminist camps.  

SPEAKING OF LOWERING THE PRICE If you are the least bit offended by bad language and crude talk about sex, skip this story.  There is a new podcast being celebrated as the "anti-slut shaming" dialogue of the century.  What are they talking about?  Guys they had sex with.  With the guys.  To find out what they could do better in bed.  For real.  

PEOPLE ARE BUYING POT WITH WELFARE BENEFITS Remember when Sen. Vicki Marble tried to ban the use of EBT cards in strip clubs and pot shops?  Well there is proof that EBT cards are being used in pot shops.  We went on a field trip to a pot store and it's completely relevant to this conversation.  I'll explain.

ANOTHER MEANINGLESS RED LINE IS DRAWN We talked about what a joke President Obama is when it comes to dealing with issues around the world, but that doesn't stop him from making another "red line" statement with absolutely no real teeth behind it.  He should've just said, "don't make me stop this car".  It would have had the most punch.  But at least this time he dragged the rest of the world into it too. 

HERE IS OUR FUTURE! As we rush to become more like Europe, Europe is rushing to become what we used to be.  Great breakdown here on the changing nature of the welfare state overseas.  

CHOOSING HOMELESSNESS FOR A DOG Not just making the dog homeless, by the way, the entire FAMILY is homeless because they want to keep their dog.  I am not making this up.  

WHY DOES IT COST SO MUCH?  A man takes his son, who is having an allergic reaction to what he thinks is an urgent care center.  When he gets the bill, he finds out it wasn't the urgent care center, but a remote emergency room.  The difference?  The bill.  This is a story you need to hear.