Remember that day last summer when Rep. Jared Polis’ life fell apart?  When the universe took a collective crap on his life, and everything good about it came crashing down?

 

No?  Neither do we.  But, according to the melodramatic video Jared made about it, we can watch it over and over again.  We’ve pulled out some of our favorite quotes below.

 

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY AND PICTURE OF THE FRACKING "WELL"