Poet at Polis inauguration worse than Vogon poetry

Let's start with the worst poetry in the word for comparison and then move on to Anne Waldman and you can tell me where you think she rates. Oh, by the way, she talks about Jared Polis' last name as if it comes from that same Greek word, but it doesn't; it's an Ellis Island (or later) shortening of an Eastern European Jewish surname.

 

Click play and the video will start with the poetry that probably makes Vogon poetry the 4th-worst in the universe...

 

This is how I felt while listening:

 

In case you're interested, the words of that Vogon poem:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

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