Yeah, the way we've seen how the city parks look recently, we really want to bring out kids. This is some of the most twisted logic ever.
Parts of what this lady is doing is fun, but as a whole, it's NUTS
If you ever feel like the government is screwing you, well now that can really be a thing. Check out the Mitch McConnel Dildo
Officer Grinch still hands out tickets, but also onions.
This is my last weekday show for the year, so I'm celebrating with TWO FULL HOURS of Tax Payer Relief Shots.
And here are your BOOSTER SHOTS